Mom: you're gay?! But then you're not gonna be able to give me grandkids
Me: Yeah and you weren't able to give me nice cheekbones so I guess it evens out in the end doesn't it

lotrlockedwhovian:

systemofadowny:

Take no shit

If only this was a socially acceptable way to deal with assholes in the world today…

emmarainworks:

 things we’re not gonna pay:

a) last years rent

b) this years rent

c) next years rent

d) all of the above

alittlefalloffandom:

Wherever, whatever, I’ll be your coat.

game of thrones season four challenge
↳ day two: favourite scene in season four

johannathemad:

gross sobbing

johannathemad:

gross sobbing

ladoddsy:

streetlightarson:

perfectperfidy:

boxlunches:


The Iron Throne as described in the novels, officially endorsed by GRRM on his blog as the most accurate artistic representation thus far. By artist Marc Simonetti.

Oh

What the fuck that isn’t safe

No, it’s not. The histories talk about how the throne is cruel to unworthy kings. Jaime would talk about how Aerys Targaryen would constantly be covered in scabs from sitting on the throne carelessly. 

'No man should sit comfortably upon the throne'
It is meant to be an ugly, monstrous beauty. And several times during the books Joffrey cuts himself on throne.

ladoddsy:

streetlightarson:

perfectperfidy:

boxlunches:

The Iron Throne as described in the novels, officially endorsed by GRRM on his blog as the most accurate artistic representation thus far. By artist Marc Simonetti.

Oh

What the fuck that isn’t safe

No, it’s not. The histories talk about how the throne is cruel to unworthy kings. Jaime would talk about how Aerys Targaryen would constantly be covered in scabs from sitting on the throne carelessly. 

'No man should sit comfortably upon the throne'

It is meant to be an ugly, monstrous beauty. And several times during the books Joffrey cuts himself on throne.