Things were so much simpler before women started stealing all of my favorite things from me. I don’t care what anyone says. Women aren’t and will never be true…
ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog
imagine that howling at the moon
Truly a ferocious predator.
> Doing my grocery shopping, wearing lolita. Have a meet afterwards.
> Head to toe in white and pink with blonde twin tail wig.
> Random woman spots me, face like *pic related*
> Starts following me around the store. Whenever I look back see her grab something of the shelf and pretend to read it.
> Weirded out, go to grab some cheese.
> Woman makes a move and stands right next to me, also picking up cheese.
> We lock eyes, smile to her lightly.
> Her face *pic related* asks “So, what’s with the fetish gear in public little girl?”
> Confused and creeper out, explain to her what I’m wearing, where it comes from and my plans of the day briefly.
> Woman hold cheese to her face and the pulls out a note pad.
> MFW, gives me her phone number.
> “Well if you ever feel you need a mummy to take care of you, just give big mama a call”
> Licks the cheese.
> HOLY SHIT.
> Leave the trolly, leave the store, call people at the meet, tell them what happened, show up early.
> Never go to that store again.
> Put her number in the bin.
The rest of the meet was mainly jokes about how she must have thought I was an age player of something and everyone pulled that creepy face and licked there food whilst staring at me. Never laughed so hard in my life, good friends.
Never saw her again. Hope I never do.”
-anon from /cgl/
game of thrones | au
when her brother robb is captured and held hostage in king’s landing, it’s up to sansa to rally the banners and wage a war for his release. she becomes the young wolf, the queen in the north.
*AGGRESSIVELY FORWARDS TO EVERY GUY I KNOW*
*TIME TRAVELS AND AGGRESSIVELY FORWARDS TO PAST SELF*
I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH
SO MUCH LOVE
# people who unfairly compair sansa and arya piss me off # they’re both fighting for survival # they’re both playing to win # but the thing a lot of people are failing to realize? # THEY’RE PLAYING /DIFFERENT/ GAMES # they’re not in the same category and they’re not working with the same tools # or in the same arena # quit fucking putting down sansa in comparison arya # quit portraying sword fighting as more noble than fighting with words # they’re both cunning # they’re both clever # you don’t need to insult sansa’s femininity to build up arya # they’re both amazing and they both fucking with the westeros gender roles